Charlie Pluto's

Very Cool Website

QnA:

Q: What is the deal with the multiple names?
A: I like to section out different musical projects under different names to keep them cohesive. I use the stage name "Charlie Pluto", for my rock music project because it sounds cool and fits my initials. I use my "normal" name for classical composition, and "Charlie Ceres" for my electronic and video game music becuase it fit the theming of my first project. There's also a hidden second meaning about Ceres and Pluto both being dwarf planets.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Have you not figured it out from the website? It's green.
Q: What languages can you speak?
A: English. I can somewhat cobble together sentences in Spanish.
Q: What are you working on right now?
A: Too much stuff. I'm making lots of music, working on this silly website, and reading.
Q: What is the deal with your record label?
A: It's not actually a real company lol. I just use it to post any silly music I make, and any music my friends want to distribute.
Q: What is your favorite instrument?
A: My favorite instrument to play is upright bass, and my favorite instrument to listen to is either cello, piano, or accordion.
Q: What is your favorite music right now?
A: I've been really into the projects "Yes", "glass beach", "Bobbing", "Men I Trust", "MacDeMarco", "Hikes", and "Good Game". I could list 100 more if you want but that would be kinda boring to read.
Q: Do you name your instruments?
A: I do, but I tend to forget the names and give them new ones. Currently my main guitar is named "Yuri" (no, not that kind of Yuri) after Yuri Gagarin, the first man to go to space.
Q: What instruments can you play?
A: Upright and electric bass, guitar, piano, ukelele, percusion (including drums), and voice. If we are including instruments I am varying degrees of terrible at, the list includes cello, clarinet, harmonica, and banjo.
Q: Do you have other hobbies besides music?
A: Yeah, I'm kinda a gamer. My favorite games are Minecraft, Celeste, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Kingdom Hearts, and Magic the Gathering. I also enjoy reading, drawing and electrical engineering.
Q: Will you update this website?
A: Well, so far I have. No promises.
Q: Do you like to read?
A: Yeah, I do read, but probably not as much as I should. Currently I am reading "Blue Period" (manga, in Spanish), and I have a pretty ridiculous backlog of stuff I want to read. I recently read "Radio Silence" by Alice Oseman.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Ur mom.
Q: Who is your favorite person?
A: Ur mom again. Look at how smart I am planning out these jokes ahead of time. Actually nevermind, it's probably Neil Gaiman he seems nice.
Q: I don't like gay people.
A: First of all, that's not a question. Second of all,

QnA Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Q: Do you have an arch nemesis?
A: Jordan Peterson.
Q: How many small children (3rd graders) could you beat in a fight?
A: 5. (If I didn't have a moral compass)
Q: Do you have a strange aversion to the sun, crosses, wooden stakes, and Italian foods?
A: Crosses sometimes, it depends on how close it is to my face, the rest no.
Q: What is your fourth favorite time period?
A: Cretaceous. Also depends on what type of time period you are talking about.
Q: Do you suffer from any family curses?
A: Besides irregular vampirism, no.
Q: What are your thoughts on dolphins?
A: They do infact, exist.
Q: Would you like to have immortality?
A: No.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Now that's just silly. 4.
Q: In the event that we discover proof of extraterrestrial life, do you believe that the Great Filter Theory is true and if so, do you believe that it is in front or behind us?
A: Nice try, that's 2 questions. Next!
Q: What is your favorite TV shows/Animes?
A: "Phineas and Ferb", "Neon Genesis: Evangelion" and "Ninjago".
Q: What are your favorite movies?
A: "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail" and "Howl's Moving Castle".
Q: Favorite Pokemon?
A: This one.
Q: ?
A: .
Q: Do you think this is funny?
A: Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Q: Why do you use profanity?
A: Fucking using fucking profanity is part of the fucking English language.
Q: Who is your favorite comedian?
A: I don't watch comedy, I'm too serious for that shit.
Q: Favorite time of day?
A: What kinda weirdo would have a favorite time of day?
Q: Does it ever get boring writing this?
A: yeah
Q: What's the deal with the hidden part of the website?
A: What???